- I USED TO LOVE DOING THESE DESCRIPTIONS
- THEN I GOT TO JAPAN
- AND DISCOVERED HEATED TOILET SEATS
- IF I DREW A PIE CHART
- OF THINGS I'M ABOUT
- THERE WOULD BE A HEALTHY SEGMENT FOR PALACE
- THEN THE REST WOULD BE
- TV
- A COUPLE SLICES OF PIZZA
- AND THEN QUITE A TECHNICAL ALCOHOL SECTION